Seth has many guises
Many disguises…
Some would even say
A box fetish
His singularity began at an early age



We tried normal activities
Sent him to the best school
And over the years we have had some success

But nothing permanent

Since he finished school

Things have gone from bad

To worse

And now he has found a partner in crime

We have given up trying


 Like I said
We have given up trying
The die is cast …
Happy twenty-first birthday Seth
We love you

Just the way you are …